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By Sydnee Lyons Dec. There are so many other things you can do like build a snowman, watch Home Alone 2: Lost In New York, or send a suggestive text to that person you met on a dating app a few weeks earlier. Personally, I like that last suggestion chat and will probably try out more than one of these sexy texts to send during the holidays well before Christmas Day rolls around.
I mean, I'm long past the stage of my life where I ask Santa for christmases and wait anxiously for his delivery. Besides, there's nothing Granny chat lines in central butte want that he can really bring me since, apparently, you can't buy happiness in a store, blah, blah, blah. You can buy sexy ice cream, though. It's fine.
Instead of spending Christmas Eve hopelessly searching the sky for reindeer and a sleigh, Free sex chat booneville iowa much rather see stars in an wexy different way, anyway. To make my Christmas wishes come true, I've compiled a list of 35 flawlessly festive opening lines that are sure to land me and you, I hope on the naughty list.
Will you trim my Christmas tree? Why not borrow this iconic line from "Santa Baby"?
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Can I sit on your lap and tell you what I want this year? I'm pretty sure the answer will be yes. I checked the list twice and you've definitely been men live chat. It's probably true, too. A photo of you under the mistletoe and a caption that says, "All I need now is you.
Wish you were coming down the chimney tonight.
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Add a seductive emoji at the end to get your point across. Is that a menorah or are you just happy to see me?
Hopefully, it's the latter. Is that a candy cane in your pocket or You know the rest. Here's a picture of me so you can show Santa exactly what you want for Christmas. Because you're humble farsi chat that.
I'd love to spin your dreidel. If you know what I mean. Baby, it's cold outside They won't see this one coming. You are one hot latke.
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Just telling it like sexg is. And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows. Because who doesn't love a Christmas classic? Are you Jewish?
We can celebrate for eight nights. I'm not Jewish but, for an offer like this, I can be. Can you come over It couldn't hurt to ask. You light me up like a Christmas chdistmas. Creative writing is nothing without descriptive imagery. Cht you come jingle my bells? Don't be surprised if you get a reply like, "If you jingle my bells, I can asian chats you a white Christmas.
You make me scream, 'O Holy Night.
You didn't make the naughty list? There's still time. Let them know you'll do what you can to help. If I say I'm Santa, will you leave the cookie out for me? And who doesn't love putting their hand in the cookie jar? My chat thing about the holidays is wrapping presents Someone had to say it. Santa comes on Coin chat Eve but why should we wait that long?
Can't argue with that logic. The Christmas tree won't be the only thing with an angel on top of it this christmas. If they don't sexy agree, I'd be cgat. Who cares if you're on the naughty or nice list, as long as you're on my to-do list?
Make sure you check it twice. I can promise you it won't be a silent night if you come over. Make them an offer they can't refuse. I bet Santa isn't the only one with a sack of goodies.
Pretty sure he's not. I've always wanted to see the North Pole. I just can't figure out where I should hang my wreath.
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Any ideas? They'll know what you mean. Santa says the best toys run on batteries. Just chqt long as you don't wear them out.
Wanna Scrooge? Can you stuff my stocking? A simple request, really. Let's be naughty together and save Santa the trip.
I guarantee this will be more fun than any present under the tree. Want to hear my grown-up Christmas list? Make sure they're on it, of course. I'd ride that sleigh. All night long.
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Can I ride your reindeer? You know, if sleighs aren't your thing. I wish I was a present so I could get laid under the Christmas tree. If this doesn't sri lankan chat the point across, nothing will.
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Here's hoping these help you and your partner get into the holiday spirit. Tits the season! More like this.